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the "we don't want to say it's a border but let's act like it is, but
not" every day in large numbers. To the gross disappointment of Freedom
Fighters everywhere, mass graves were scorned for the sake of mass
consumption and our respective struggles drowned their sorrow in
frappuccino in the subtly and tastefully named Mall of Cyprus.
And
then, on the day of a sporting event of the highest political order,
some hoolifans of one of the teams, seeking to compensate for their
bourgeois existential ennui by way of Byzantinohellenic heritages, go
ahead and do
this.
Pay attention to some of the comments from Famagusta Gazette's esteemed readership. My favourite is this guy:
HAS
ANYONE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE 50 THOUSAND HUNTING RIFFLES THAT EXIST IN
THE GREEK SIDE, IN THE CASE OF A CYPRUS PROBLEM SOLUTION?
CAN A HUNTING RIFFLE KILL A PERSON? OF COURSE IT CAN...
Caps
aside, I can't help but wonder if this person thinks that a) our brave
G/C weekend reservists [I can only assume that's what he's talking
about] are likely to use their 50,000 rifles for hunting T/Cs rather
than hunting rabbits, b) a significant percentage of said "hunters" can
actually aim and c) any of those rifles are in actual working order.